Episode 19: Jordan's Shit

So, it's been a while since I last really posted something. For some reason, there's not much to talk about. Well, I guess that's not true. Last Friday, me and my best friend Jordan had at it about stuff. The catalyst was when she tried to blackmail me into just telling mom that me and her were going to be bringing Zac to the house. I refused and neither Zac or Jordan ended up coming to the house. Bully for her. We had her favorite chicken enchilladas for dinner and she ended up with none! ha ha.....That stills makes me feel a little happy. Vindictive, I know, but still. I guess my "7 Deadly Sin" ends up being "pride" because I ended up not seeing Zac all weekend either. But I still managed to retain my anger at her as I IMed Zac instead of really talking to him, that is when he did get the time to IM me. But I really dont really want to start my internal rant on that.
So, anyways, back to Jordan and her shit. After she tried to blackmail me into that one, I finally snapped and had enough of her whinning. For the past 5 years, her main topic of conversation has been her ex-boyfriend, her one and only love, D.J. For the past 5 bloody years I have had to listen to her complain about how he doesn't really like her and how they will never be together and how badly she wants him and all that bull. Now, my thoughts on this is, if he didn't like her at all, he wouldn't sleep with her. And they have had more sex over the past years than I have over the past 2 years. Another of her whinning spells is that she "doesn't date". Want to know why? She has never actually stated it, but it's because she will always be single "just in case" he comes back and wants her. My thoughts on that, either get over him or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
But, now she has one of our mutual friend talking about her and D.J., so now when I talk to her, she is talking about Jordan and D.J. too!!! The only good thing coming from that is our mutual friend is making her tell D.J. how she feels about him today. I've been trying to get that damn child to talk to him 5 fucking years and now she is finally going to do it. But this good thing could also become a bad thing. If he says yes and they start dating, then there is always the possibilty that she gets annoyed with being in a real relationship and she ends it, and they hopefully still have sex (I only hope that so she wont whine to me about how he wont fuck her anymore) or he could turn her away and stop fucking her. Either would be a bad thing, because she would have something else about D.J. to complain about. I can not take the complaints anymore. Maybe if the complaints were about something else....But, I'll never know. IT IS ALL SHE TALKS ABOUT!!!
Her other topic of conversation is her family. Now, I can understand why this is one of her main topics of conversation, seeing how bad her family life as been, a drunk mother, a fucked up brother. But once she says the same things over and over and over again, "My mom's a bitch", "We have no money", and "Mom is SUCH a bitch", it begins to get annoying as hell. You're only reply to it all becomes "yeah, I know" and then she gets pissy when you have nothing else to say. It begins to annoy. And there is nothing you can do about it. It will just annoy you until you snap and slap the shit out of her, that or just knock her on her ass. Haven't decided which would be better.
And re-reading this, another thing about her that is annoying, the only person around her that is allowed to be in a pissy mood, without her making a joke of it, is her. If you get in a pissy mood or attitude with her, she gets angry with you and snaps and just about tries to kill you with words. How dare she?! She is not the only person around that has a hard life, but why is she the only one that is allowed to show it? That is REALLY getting on my nerves.
She came over last night and started messing with my tarot cards, to find out about her and D.J. because she was afraid that her own cards lied to her ( she curses the gods, seriously, to much for them to pay her any heed ). What the hell?! And even when the reading turned out to be good for her and D.J., she still complained and whinned about it!!!! This girl is seriously trying to kill me, and I am now just trying to find a way to kill her first.